It's the problem that no one seems to talk about and yet it is the cause of many "ripples" in marriages. Do YOU have a problem of "beeping your horn" too much at night? , "floating an air biscuit too much", or "letting out the mating call of the barking spider" too often? Well this is the product for you! Apparently marriages are being torn apart by this very problem. Husbands subjecting their wives to a "covered wagon", or "bum jiggler" while sleeping! How has it taken so long to find the solution! I don't think the Snuggie contains any activated carbon fabric to supress the aroma of a "bum trumpet"!
If this is a problem in your household, never fear, just look HERE and your problems will be solved!
You'd think that instead of offering only white or beige colors, they could even further their selling power with a nice "chocolate brown"!
This is serious stuff people it actually "Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons"!!......CHEMICAL WEAPONS!
So if you don't want to "puff your magic dragon", "step on a duck", or "let out a beefer" while in the blissfull stream of your REM cycle that MAY drive your spouse away, this product is the SOLUTION for YOU!
I don't want to "toot my own horn" here but I can honestly say I don't think we have this problem. Dave is so much the gentlemen that he can even "hold it in" at night while sleeping. He has NEVER, I repeat, NEVER let out a fluff in front of me. Such a nice guy.
THIS IS THE ONLY LITTLE STINKER IN OUR BED RIGHT NOW!
I saw that website a few days ago . . . so so funny!!
ReplyDeleteThat is so "stinkin'" funny (heehee). Ryan used to crack me up with the "barking spiders" term, but I think I like the "step on a duck". And p.s. I want to squish those little baby cheeks--such a cutie!!!
ReplyDeleteI always learn so much when I look at your blog. I had no idea those things existed. So funny!!! Thank you so much for the recipe. I think I'll make it tomorrow. Yummy!
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